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  1. Joined
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    02 Feb '17 07:49
    #1. All new born babies look ugly.
  2. Gothenburg
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    02 Feb '17 07:57
    2. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    02 Feb '17 08:29
    3. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Feb '17 09:24
    4. A cat will eventually eat your ear plugs. (Happened to me this morning).
  5. SubscriberFMF
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    02 Feb '17 09:38
    5. It turns out that there are some grandmothers who don't know how to suck eggs who could benefit from being taught how to do it.
  6. Unknown Territories
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    02 Feb '17 10:39
    6. The grass that is greener is in a state where it hasn't been legalized yet.
  7. Subscribermoonbus
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    02 Feb '17 15:59
    7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.
  8. SubscriberFMF
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    02 Feb '17 16:05
    Originally posted by moonbus
    7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.
    8. That someone will inevitably come out and say "Death and taxes are the only two certainties" is a third certainty.
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Feb '17 16:07
    Originally posted by moonbus
    7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.
    (I challenge that as a fact sir as it excludes the certainty that Freaky will challenge any post that refers to the Earth as spherical).
  10. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    02 Feb '17 16:43
    Some facts are alternative facts.
  11. Gothenburg
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    02 Feb '17 16:451 edit
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Some facts are alternative facts.
    'Facts' are not facts unless true.
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    02 Feb '17 18:22
    Originally posted by Torunn
    'Facts' are not facts unless true.
    Some facts are, in fact, not factual.
  13. Gothenburg
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    02 Feb '17 18:271 edit
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Some facts are, in fact, not factual.
    Factual circumstances are true.
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    02 Feb '17 18:32
    Originally posted by Torunn
    Factual circumstances are true.
    Circumstantial evidence can be used to convict.
  15. Gothenburg
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    02 Feb '17 18:35
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Circumstantial evidence can be used to convict.
    A convict seldom sticks to facts.
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