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Facts of life.

Facts of life.

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#1. All new born babies look ugly.

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2. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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3. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

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4. A cat will eventually eat your ear plugs. (Happened to me this morning).

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5. It turns out that there are some grandmothers who don't know how to suck eggs who could benefit from being taught how to do it.

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6. The grass that is greener is in a state where it hasn't been legalized yet.

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7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.

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Originally posted by moonbus
7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.
8. That someone will inevitably come out and say "Death and taxes are the only two certainties" is a third certainty.

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Originally posted by moonbus
7. Death and taxes are the only certainties.
(I challenge that as a fact sir as it excludes the certainty that Freaky will challenge any post that refers to the Earth as spherical).

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Some facts are alternative facts.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Some facts are alternative facts.
'Facts' are not facts unless true.

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Originally posted by Torunn
'Facts' are not facts unless true.
Some facts are, in fact, not factual.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Some facts are, in fact, not factual.
Factual circumstances are true.

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Originally posted by Torunn
Factual circumstances are true.
Circumstantial evidence can be used to convict.