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Originally posted by Mayharm
Hey, anyone want a brand spanking new breifcase? I just found this one in a rubbish bin...
HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!That's a great one!

Hey son, watch me catch this home run ball....

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of course I know what i`m doing, i`ve done this a million times in simulation, so the landing gear is where again?

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im innocent

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Only one more week to set the Guiness record? Oh well. I don't mind being the second longest-lived person....

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i know full well that its only a banana in your pocket

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we don`t take kindly to yer kind of people round these parts

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i`m not gonna fall for the old "look behind you!" trick

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THE POWER RANGERS ARE WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Let's roll....

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I swear i didnt know she was 14

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"Let's split up and spread out, then we'll find the killer."

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yes your bum does look big in that

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Originally posted by dale21
yes your bum does look big in that
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not what it looked like....she tripped, felled, her clothes caught a tree branch and ripped off, and she landed on my -POW!!!!

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I do have a book of famous last words at home, unfortunately not with me here:'( However the one I always remember though can't tell you who it is attributed to, is:

Man on his death bed, priest is summoned ot issue last rites.

Priest: Denounce the devil for safe passage to heaven

Dying man: Now is not the time to make enemies!😉

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i bet my life that jacko is guilty.