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Six million Jews on arriving at Oswiecim -

" pwheeeeeep! Hit those showers."

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"Die? my dead doctor, that is the last thing i intend to do!" - Lord Palmerston the 3rd

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I always like this one:

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
~~ François Rabelais, writer, d. 1553

And these two:

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

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John Lennon: "That's not a really bloody gun."

Charlie Chaplin: "........"

George W. Bush: "Oooohh... so globular warming does exist after all."

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Last words of the sportinstructor ?

Gimme all those spears !

Last words of the co Pilot ?
Hey alone its real fun ? or
Whaddya mean have you pumped gas ?

Last word of the electrician: What´s that cable for ?

Last word of Bom defusor: I cut the red cable now.

Last word of the chemic professor: and now the taste test !

Last word of the bypassenger of Xanthos while he drives: TRUCK !

Last word of zhe Germans: They can´t shoot that far !

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Pontius Pilote:" I'm sure He'll forgive me right?...Please say He will,I burn easily"

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Jesus Christ!
That's probably one of the last things they'd think of saying! 😛

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Mary Jo Kopechne:" Hey Ted you sure you're not drunk and how come this bridge doesn't have any railings? ahhhhhhhhhhh?"

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"Such is life"-----Ned Kelly

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"You want me to put my head where? I don't think so it looks dangerou" Marie Antoinette

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"What! what! men, dodging this way for single bullets! What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

General John Sedgwick

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Originally posted by lausey
"What! what! men, dodging this way for single bullets! What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

General John Sedgwick
Think it's been done...look up...look way up.




They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Think it's been done...look up...look way up.




They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
Oops, ok. Would like to add though that it is a popular misconception that he was interrupted in mid-sentence. He finished the line and got shot a few minutes later.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick

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Originally posted by lausey
Oops, ok. Would like to add though that it is a popular misconception that he was interrupted in mid-sentence. He finished the line and got shot a few minutes later.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick
Point taken 8o}