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Favorite lines from the TV show "Cheers"

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Woody: "Good afternoon Mr. Peterson, what are you up to?"

Norm: "My ideal weight if I was 11 feet tall..."

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Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty.

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Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?

A little early isn't it, Woody?

For a beer?

No, for stupid questions.

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So what's up Mr. Peterson?

Oh you know. Same old story. Boy meets beer, boy drinks beer, boy gets another beer.

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Cliff: I don't see what the fuss is over this whole will business. When I die, everything goes to ma.

Norm: That's great, Cliff, but what if she dies first?

Cliff: Shut up. Shut up, Peterson. SHUT UP, THE WHOLE SICK LOT OF YOU.

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Coach: How's life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me in bed with its wife.

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Originally posted by PBE6
Cliff: I don't see what the fuss is over this whole will business. When I die, everything goes to ma.

Norm: That's great, Cliff, but what if she dies first?

Cliff: Shut up. Shut up, Peterson. SHUT UP, THE WHOLE SICK LOT OF YOU.
Cliff: As a rule your psycho killers don't have families. They're loners. They may have jobs. They're good to their mothers. By and large they sit alone at night in a dark room writing their depraved thoughts in a diary.

Norm: Cliffy, you keep a diary, don't you?

Cliff: I keep a journal, Norm. A JOURNAL!

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Dianne: Sam, do you have a red, velvet smoking jacket?

Sam: Hey, come on sweetheart...I'm smokin' in any jacket!"

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Coach: Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?

Norm: I can't, Coach.

Coach: Gee, I'm sorry Norm.

Norm: I look at Vera. I just can't.

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(something like: )

Sam: You know what?

Coach: Yes.

Sam: What?

Coach: This tap's out again.

Sam: OK, I'll go down for another barrel.

(Diane looks on despairingly)

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(something like: )

Sam: You're stuck in the basement, with no light or food, with a serial killer on the loose. Isn't it always just the way.

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Norm: Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?

Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.

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Woody: How's it going, Mr Peterson?

Norm: Poor.

Woody: I'm sorry to hear that.

Norm: No, I mean: pour.

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Various: Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience.

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Dianne: Sam, do you know what the difference is between you and a fat braying ass?

Sam: No, what?

Dianne: The fat braying ass would