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Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To find old Rover a bone,
When she bent over,
Rover took over!

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Little boy blue,he needed the money....WHooooooooaaaaa!!!!

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Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was shuckin my sock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And kicked the biatch out at the next block.

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Originally posted by uzless
Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was shuckin my sock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And kicked the biatch out at the next block.
Good to see there is no sexism at RHP

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Originally posted by invigorate
Good to see there is no sexism at RHP
I liked it when he sang a duet of "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," with that one clueless contestant at the end of last season. His hair looked a little funny, though.

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Originally posted by uzless
Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To find old Rover a bone,
When she bent over,
Rover took over!
uzless sits on a wall
uzless has a great fall
all the Russ' horses and all the Russ' men
cannot put uzless user together again

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Andrew dice Clay is as funny as a green turd in a pickle jar.

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Originally posted by slimjim
Andrew dice Clay is as funny as a green turd in a pickle jar.
Which is funny as hell when someone bites into it.

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Originally posted by uzless
Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To find old Rover a bone,
When she bent over,
Rover took over!
"Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To find old Rover a bone,
When she bent over,
Rover took over"

....and gave her a bone of her own.

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..the is dice clay.."good bye"

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The thing he did that really busted me up is, at the beginning one of his concerts (I only saw it on tape) was the way he would go into this whole Ed Norton method of lighting his cigarette. Too funny!