Favourite Simpson Episode Ever?

the one where marge goes on a date with a former boyfriend for $1,000,000.
homer had convinced her that they needed the money, but then found himself overwhelmed with jealousy and stormed in on the date to rescue a relieved marge.
the ex-boyfriend accepts his defeat graciously but then homer asks him for the $1,000,000 (even though he never got to have his way with marge).
then my favourite exchange:

marge: homer, you can't take this man's money!
homer: i can't take HIS money; i can't print my OWN money; i have to WORK for money -- i might as well lie down and die.

i like the way Montgomery Burns never remembers Simpson despite all the havoc he has caused - he always sees him on the monitor and asks Smithers who he is:

"Homer Simpson sir. Sector 7G."
"Simpson, eh? ..........."

Originally posted by murrow
marge: homer, you can't take this man's money!
homer: i can't take HIS money; i can't print my OWN money; i have to WORK for money -- i might as well lie down and die.

"Quick Bart; what's the number for 911?"

Originally posted by ivangrice
The compilation one where Bart shakes a can of beer so much that when Homer opens it there is a beer mushroom cloud over Springfield.

It has the immortal exchange:

Bart: "If only I could find his (Homer's) weakness!"

Homer (wandering to, and opening, fridge): "Ah, beer. My only weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will."

Classic.

The one where Homer gets a job working for "Hank Scorpio" who is basically a Bond villain.

Some explosive object lands and destroys something (my memory is fuzzy).
Chief Wiggum: "Thank god it landed in this smoking crater."

OR when Bart makes prank phone calls to Moe's. There are too many to remember, but here's one...

Bart: "Hi, is Amanda Hugginkiss there?"
Moe annoucing to the bar: "I need Amanda Hugginkiss! Can everyone here me? I need Amanda Hugginkiss!"

When Homer becomes traumitized by a repressed memory, the magician turns Prof. Frink into a makeout artist.

When Frink gets changed back he says: "Oh God, I've re-dorkulated"

Originally posted by Freddie2004
"Quick Bart; what's the number for 911?"

i bought the stupid "bart wars" dvd and it turns out the only spoof of star wars is on the cover ....

My favourite episode is where this bob guy (the bad guy which is in prison cause of Bart) comes out and Bart fears that he will get killed.

So Homer moves with his family on a houseboat.
Bart lies in Bed when he hear a sound and Homer advance through the door onto his bed including a friday the 13th Hockey Mask and wielding a chainsaw and ask: Bart did I show you my new chainsaw.

Five secs later its the hunting knive. Classic.

Homer (Addressing a crowd of friend's and family) "If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker."

Dead silence, except for Bart and me both falling out of our seats laughing.

The Beer Baron episode - Homer - "To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems."

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
so Homer continues to run in slow motion

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Originally posted by celticcountry
that alone made me laugh.

nice post

when homer gains a lot of weight on purpose just to go on disability. he walks around in a mumu lol 😛