NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'😉.
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Originally posted by Hells CaretakerThis is so true.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: Th ...[text shortened]... r result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Whatever.
Originally posted by Hells CaretakerThis may be formulated as a joke, but it is very very true and every male experiences it on his skin much more often then he would like to. It also correlates with the lack of sex for the ongoing day. Now, what you didn't say to us is how to defend ourselves from such threatening words ? 😛
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: Th ...[text shortened]... r result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
I have the impression that once a female actually pronounces some of those words, it's already too late to save the day.
Originally posted by Hells Caretaker(10) You are a treasure: Really means, you are a treasure and we should bury you very deep in the ground.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: Th ...[text shortened]... r result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Originally posted by Hells CaretakerIf your girlfriend, or wife, actually is using this kind of dictionary, then make it perfectly clear to her that "Go ahead" really means "Go ahead", that 5 minutes really means "Five minutes", and so on. Let her know that if she wants you to listen at her, then she should say what she really means, nothing else.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: Th r result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
If she is persistant to be late to meeting points, then don't wait for her more longer than reasonable amounts of minutes.
Let her know that six o'clock sharp really means six o'clock sharp. If she doesn't understand that leave the scene at six. Or go to a nearby café within sight of the meeting point, just to see her agony.
Let her know that you say what you mean, and so should she.
Teach her that if she wants to be taken as child, then by all means, act like a child. But if she wants to be taken seriously, then she should act accordingly.
If she want you to be enemies, and always win any battle, then perhaps one day she suddenly finds herself without a boyfriend.
... and this goes both ways.
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Originally posted by FabianFnasi'm glad i'm not your wife...
If your girlfriend, or wife, actually is using this kind of dictionary, then make it perfectly clear to her that "Go ahead" really means "Go ahead", that 5 minutes really means "Five minutes", and so on. Let her know that if she wants you to listen at her, then she should say what she really means, nothing else.
If she is persistant to be late to meet ...[text shortened]... ne day she suddenly finds herself without a boyfriend.
... and this goes both ways.