Finally

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Hopefully a prolonged one.

dear eleven of twelve,

the men are obsessed
all they think of is the enticing way that you used to tease them, and the racing hearts that ensued
i fear they're completely lost
their food goes untouched, books are unread, their hygiene is lacking
hurry home dear eleven, you are the key to restoring the balance that was the yin and the chaos that was the yang of the beloved forum
do not leave us naked and dangling, eleven

sincerely,
that one horse that stumbled

@rookie54 said
dear eleven of twelve,

the men are obsessed
all they think of is the enticing way that you used to tease them, and the racing hearts that ensued
i fear they're completely lost
their food goes untouched, books are unread, their hygiene is lacking
hurry home dear eleven, you are the key to restoring the balance that was the yin and the chaos that was the yang of the beloved forum
do not leave us naked and dangling, eleven

sincerely,
that one horse that stumbled