Finish the joke!

abejnood

General

11 Oct 06 00:12

abejnood

Joined: 01 Jul 04
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11 Oct 06 00:12

Moses, Jesus, and Santa Claus walk into a bar...

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

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Moves: 42584

11 Oct 06 00:14

ouch
ouch

ho ho ouch

rmacken

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11 Oct 06 00:14

The End

cheshirecatstevens

Russ's Pocket

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11 Oct 06 00:17

-mitzfa. Bob Saget is on stage telling his now famus joke.

Rajk999

Kali

PenTesting

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11 Oct 06 00:50

.... and they see the Prophet Mohammed with 3 underage girls on his lap ?

adramforall

THORNINYOURSIDE

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11 Oct 06 00:56

Jesus couldn't walk, he was pinned to a cross!

IronPawn

Benign...mostly.

Germany

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11 Oct 06 14:11

...the bartender looks up from his newspaper and says, "What is this? A joke?"

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

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11 Oct 06 14:21

Are you really from TNT??

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

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Moves: 1666

11 Oct 06 14:23

...and says

"Oh, wait, dis ees not de Mosque... ahem, please be excusing me"...

PocketKings

Banned from edits

Grammar dyslexic

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11 Oct 06 14:44

Its Jesus and Pals

Rajk999

Kali

PenTesting

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11 Oct 06 15:11

Yeah .. why?

Palynka

Upward Spiral

Halfway

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11 Oct 06 15:14

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and wait for the strippers to arrive.

The first one arrives and Moses says: God! Jesus, did you see that?

Jesus: If thy right hand offend thee, cut it off.

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho.

Jesus: Do not judge, or you too will be judged.

Moses to Santa: I wish that pole had an horizontal bar.

darvlay

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11 Oct 06 15:17

I laughed.

ark13

Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

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11 Oct 06 22:24

I'd like to pin him to a cross... I'm just saying... 😳