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Haha, I'm a newbie to chess. Oh man, I didn't even see that sucker coming.

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best thread ever

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Originally posted by carpediemmf
Haha, I'm a newbie to chess. Oh man, I didn't even see that sucker coming.
Game 2779551

Your first move was really bad. If you are a beginner, the best advice i could give is to always open with e4.

f4 is one of the worst opening moves you could make.

you moved every one of your kingside pawns, taking away any defence he had. . .it really was a bad game mate.

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Originally posted by Anonymousnumber1
best thread ever
I feel mocked. Pfft, I don't even care 'cause it's deserved.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Game 2779551

Your first move was really bad. If you are a beginner, the best advice i could give is to always open with e4.

f4 is one of the worst opening moves you could make.

you moved every one of your kingside pawns, taking away any defence he had. . .it really was a bad game mate.
Thanks, I was actually just taught the other day (how to play the game) And it was by a 16 year old. Sunday night boredom led me to searching for an online game so I could start practicing. Perhaps with my next game I should mention the fact that I'm an extremely new player.

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Originally posted by carpediemmf
Thanks, I was actually just taught the other day (how to play the game) And it was by a 16 year old. Sunday night boredom led me to searching for an online game so I could start practicing. Perhaps with my next game I should mention the fact that I'm an extremely new player.
I could give you a game if you want. . .I'll make it unrated, so you don't lose any points when/if i win ?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I could give you a game if you want. . .I'll make it unrated, so you don't lose any points when/if i win ?
Unfortunately I have to turn in for tonight. Could I get a rain check?

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Originally posted by carpediemmf
Unfortunately I have to turn in for tonight. Could I get a rain check?
sure thing. any time, i guess as a sub i'm used to games taking weeks, not hours LOL.

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Originally posted by carpediemmf
I feel mocked. Pfft, I don't even care 'cause it's deserved.
Awww, if you want, I'll show you some pointers!

Heck, I'll even let you win; I don't care about my rating.

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You suck

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Originally posted by carpediemmf
Thanks, I was actually just taught the other day (how to play the game) And it was by a 16 year old. Sunday night boredom led me to searching for an online game so I could start practicing. Perhaps with my next game I should mention the fact that I'm an extremely new player.
newbie survival kit:

learn basic opening principles:
-occupy center
-develope pieces as FAST as possible, preferably with a threat if possible. 'fast' meaning: avoid pawn pushing unless it frees a piece so it can leap to the battlefield. every unnecessary pawn move robs you one move you could've used to develope a piece.
-castle early, preferably on the kingside. castling q-side takes one move more, making it slower.
-do NOT bring the queen out until you've developed minor pieces. it'll just be kicked around the board like a beach ball in a hurricane.

-be as agressive as safely possible. avoid passive moves like the plague.

-don't attack until you're developed fully.


and if you want to get anywhere with chess, you absolutely need to do tactical problems, preferably a little every day. here's a place for that: chess tactics server - fun, addictive and extremely beneficial to your chess.
http://chess.emrald.net/index.php

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and some more...

- Try to play under the effect of glue or weed, and take notes on your moves for the next day.

- If not playing in a public place, be sure to play nude and with lots of pop-up windows with mild porn, preferably underwear catalogues.

- Do not move the same piece twice, I repeat, do not move the same piece twice.

- Challenge out-of-the-blue the most active posters in this forums. They love it, I can assure you.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Game 2779551

Your first move was really bad. If you are a beginner, the best advice i could give is to always open with e4.

f4 is one of the worst opening moves you could make.

you moved every one of your kingside pawns, taking away any defence he had. . .it really was a bad game mate.
f4 isnt so bad, it is called birds opening. It has a bad reputation from games like this but can actually be ok if white plays correctly (although not popular at the top level as it doesnt put black under enough pressure)

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
f4 isnt so bad, it is called birds opening. It has a bad reputation from games like this but can actually be ok if white plays correctly (although not popular at the top level as it doesnt put black under enough pressure)
For a beginner it's a brutal move to try and maintain, don't confuse the guy.

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Yeah, you are probably right. It is best to stick to the more centralised openings like e4 and d4 when you begin the game and branch out to the flank attacks when you are more comfortable with the game.