Five words per person story

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
was that the stiffness proceeded

to spread, down his spine

Originally posted by Gixxer
to spread, down his spine

stopping just short of his

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
stopping just short of his

wallet. Finally, some good news.

Originally posted by Gixxer
wallet. Finally, some good news.

only $500 stolen, enough leave

Originally posted by trev33
only $500 stolen, enough leave

for a $200 hooker, so

Originally posted by trev33
for a $200 hooker, so

he went outside, naked, in

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
he went outside, naked, in

spite of the mutant mosquitoes!

Originally posted by Gixxer
spite of the mutant mosquitoes!

and was bitten on his

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
and was bitten on his

"bigus dickus", which is latin

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"bigus dickus", which is latin

"My Latin really itches now"

Originally posted by Phlabibit
"My Latin really itches now"

he said to the hooker

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
he said to the hooker

in the local chicken processing

Originally posted by Phlabibit
in the local chicken processing

plant, Blanche, "the neck stretcher"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
plant, Blanche, "the neck stretcher"

famed for her ability to

Originally posted by Gixxer
famed for her ability to

realize that there is no