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What do you call a fly after you tear off it's wings?

a crawl

divegeester
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Originally posted by torten
What do you call a fly after you tear off it's limbs?

[hidden] a crawl [/hidden]
How does it crawl without any limbs?

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Originally posted by divegeester
How does it crawl without any limbs?
too funny!

I meant wings.corrected

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How do fireflies start a race? Ready, set, glow!

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it crashes into a window?

its butt

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Of course you all know time's fun when you're having flies.....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Of course you all know time's fun when you're having flies.....
🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Of course you all know time's fun when you're having flies.....
Gross, but this one time I'll let it fly...

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What did the fly say to the bee?.......




Buzz off

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Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.

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Bad jokes fly in the face of logic

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Originally posted by torten
What do you call a fly after you tear off it's wings?

[hidden] a crawl [/hidden]
I'd call it down.

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Eat crap. 24 Billion flies can't be wrong... 😕

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