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....i need about 45 dollars....i will be nice to you for two days if you
send me 5 dollars...this will include a private message each day
telling you what a really great person you are and how much i admire
the way you castle....i will also post a message in the forums that has
an effusive complimentary quality...please let me know if you are in
the need of some kindness and have 5 dollars to spend on it...

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Originally posted by GENGAR
....i need about 45 dollars....i will be nice to you for two days if you
send me 5 dollars...this will include a private message each day
telling you what a really great person you are and how much i admire
the way you castle....i will also post a message in the forums that has
an effusive complimentary quality...please let me know if you are in
the need of some kindness and have 5 dollars to spend on it...
Give me your address and I'll send you some money... yeah, that's it I'll send you some money.

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...i hear you don't have a job...where would you get money ?

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Originally posted by GENGAR
...i hear you don't have a job...where would you get money ?
I'm a pimp... sheep pimp. Very lucrative, velcro gloves and sheep feed are my only overhead costs. Let me know if you want the hook up.

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Originally posted by GENGAR
....i need about 45 dollars....i will be nice to you for two days if you
send me 5 dollars...this will include a private message each day
telling you what a really great person you are and how much i admire
the way you castle....i will also post a message in the forums that has
an effusive complimentary quality...please let me know if you are in
the need of some kindness and have 5 dollars to spend on it...
I'll send you 5 if you can make me laugh, it's been a really long week and I could use a good giggle.

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..i was hoping to buy a joke book with the 45 dollars....i want to start
a lounge act at one of the indian bingo casinos...i tried being a stand
up comic with ravello's forum posts but i was tossed off the stage
after 5 minutes...so now here i am at a greyhound bus station
outside of akron, ohio...there is a western union office next door...
waiting for my 45 dollars and then i am off to a new career...

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Originally posted by GENGAR
...i hear you don't have a job...where would you get money ?
He's going to start a thread asking people to send him $10 for saying nice things about them.

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Originally posted by GENGAR
..i was hoping to buy a joke book with the 45 dollars....i want to start
a lounge act at one of the indian bingo casinos...i tried being a stand
up comic with ravello's forum posts but i was tossed off the stage
after 5 minutes...so now here i am at a greyhound bus station
outside of akron, ohio...there is a western union office next door...
waiting for my 45 dollars and then i am off to a new career...
A $45 joke book? I think the joke's on you.

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....oh, no...the matchbook advertisement that i saw the joke book
offer on looks real legitimate...it has testimonials written by the same
person who wrote the testimonials for rhp....and it has a guarantee
written on the match book cover ..it promises no matter where i go
i will be a hit...it reads "strike here"...so i stand in akron waiting to
strike it big and rich...

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By the sound of it GENGAR needs money to fuel some sort of drug addiction.