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Xanthos has been whining to me like a little girl, all morning, about the fact that he's got a test and he's meant to be revising and his simultaneous equations don't work and RHP forums are dead and how much he hates General Putzer, and quite frankly I'm sick of it. So, here's a thread for you Xanthos, it should give you something to do to while away the hours that you should be spending on more worthwhile things like bothering me all day, I'm sure.

And while we're at it, what sort of a stupied maroon goes and gets his genitals stuck in a hoover anyway? I'm not surprised your simultaneous equations don't work, when the sum total of your common sense allows you to think shoving your johnson into a pipe, the other end of which is attached to a 50bhp fan is a good idea! I hope you'll remember in future, that sicko fantasies and electrical devices don't mix well.

Which also reminds me of that time when you got urinated on by that horse (no, not your girlfriend, the real one). I mean who walks under a horse for godsakes? Mind you, I'm not altogether surprised, if your vacuum cleaner malarkies are any fine assessment of your ineptitude in the 'look before you leap' school of thinking. Next you'll be wearing a white hood and carrying a slogan board saying 'kill the black man', because you like getting beaten up. Sick racist freak.

Well, I think my work here is done, for now... Should you see fit to message me (that's the communication process, not the laying on of hands and oils you retard), please (ensuring first that I'm not busy ((either in MSN status or in real life procedure) and not otherwise conversive (with some friend or MSN 'buddy'(what a stupid term of reference, I'm not an American!)))) mind you don't use too many parentheses, they make me feel ill, and it doesn't make you look clever or innovative; just a bit of a gerk.

Move along now, nothing to see here.

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Ballet Dancer? More like Belly Dancer!

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Ballet Dancer? More like Belly Dancer!
I have the most beautiful navel this side of Christendom.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I have the most beautiful navel this side of Christendom.
I have the largest navy this side of the Tropic of Cancer.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I have the largest navy this side of the Tropic of Cancer.
You've had the larger part (and probably all sorts of other parts) of the navy.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Xanthos has been whining to me like a little girl, all morning, about the fact that he's got a test and he's meant to be revising and his simultaneous equations don't work and RHP forums are dead and how much he hates General Putzer, and quite frankly I'm sick of it. So, here's a thread for you Xanthos, it should give you something to do to while away the ...[text shortened]... nnovative; just a bit of a gerk.

Move along now, nothing to see here.
"gerk"?

You're frigging baked again, aren't you?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
"gerk"?

You're frigging baked again, aren't you?
He's doing my heading.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
"gerk"?

You're frigging baked again, aren't you?
Gerk, love it...geek + jerk.

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Originally posted by Starrman
You've had the larger part (and probably all sorts of other parts) of the navy.
This should have been rec'ced thousands of times by now.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Gerk, love it...geek + jerk.
Just a little bit smaller than a gerkin then?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Just a little bit smaller than a gerkin then?
gherkin