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http://www.wimp.com/foreplay/

ouch!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
http://www.wimp.com/foreplay/

ouch!
now thats a hot ass..

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Originally posted by Peachy
now thats a hot ass..
lol

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
http://www.wimp.com/foreplay/

ouch!
Well, I don't have the plug-in, but I presume it's a link to someone trying to pull your 'monkey', not realising you're circumsised.

Up and down. UP and then DOWN.
It's easy and painless when they understand...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I don't have the plug-in, but I presume it's a link to someone trying to pull your 'monkey', not realising you're circumsised.

Up and down. UP and then DOWN.
It's easy and painless when they understand...
Kissing with woman sitting on bench.

Replace bench with hot stove.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Kissing with woman sitting on bench.

Replace bench with hot stove.
Jesus. I hope that's not your pick-up line.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Jesus. I hope that's not your pick-up line.
I'll set your pants on fire.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'll set your pants on fire.
And yet another classic from the virgin's stall of "I'll try it once and like a Loony Tunes cartoon, never try it again" pick up phrases...

😉

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'll set your pants on fire.
i don't think shavixmir wears pants..

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And yet another classic from the virgin's stall of "I'll try it once and like a Loony Tunes cartoon, never try it again" pick up phrases...

😉
You're right, I'm a pickup line virgin. Never used one. With any luck I never will.

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right.... going for ten now....... anybody dare interrupt?

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right.... going for ten now....... anybody dare interrupt?