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..no..it read "citibank" on the outside of the bag...but it spoke...i could hear it whispering "reinfeld, reinfeld, help me..i am an orphan...take me home"...how could i refuse...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..a bag of money...maybe $80.000 in it...the bag is marked "citibank, new york"...you find it in an empty pedestrian tunnel by central park...do you keep it ?
No, I'm an employee - if they found out they'd sack me 😛

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Originally posted by PBE6
Was there a big dollar sign on it?
How can I make a sack of flour look like a big bag of cash?

P-

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..tape a dollar to your stomach...lie in the road and mutter inflationary comments about the ankles of all the women who walk by until someone picks you up...( or is that how you usually get a date and i am not telling you anything new ? )...

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..( you all understand that i am just making up a story here don't you ?)..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..( you all understand that i am just making up a story here don't you ?)..
I thought it was all real. 🙁

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..a bag of money...maybe $80.000 in it...the bag is marked "citibank, new york"...you find it in an empty pedestrian tunnel by central park...do you keep it ?
What would you spend your 80,000 Zimbabwian dollars on?

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I found a goat in my cupboard, but you don't hear me bragging.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I found a goat in my cupboard, but you don't hear me bragging.
ATY?

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..(cries )...( then spends money gleefully as interpol agents are called off the trail )..hahahahahahhaaaa