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Go to Taco bell and get you free taco today from 2-6pm. Bartlett stole a base last night in the WS and taco bell is giving tacos away!

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Go to Taco bell and get you free taco today from 2-6pm. Bartlett stole a base last night in the WS and taco bell is giving tacos away!
Just what Bovine America needs. Free meat-gravy from a squeeze bag.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Just what Bovine America needs. Free meat-gravy from a squeeze bag.
sweeeeeeeet!

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In these desperate times of economic uncertainty, it's nice to see Taco Bell do their part to stimulate the growth of all those spare tires and galactic asses.

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I wonder if I could show up and simply arch myself backwards over the counter, point to my open mouth and demand JUST SQUEEZE THE DAMN THING INTO MY MOUTH!

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Also, is it one per customer or can I grab extra to feed all my hermanos and hermanas? They're tired of making beating their own tortillas off some dusty rock in the backyard.

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*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

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In case you haven't heard of the new promotion, if Jimmy Rollins wears a pair of Oakley Razorbacks tonight, I'll be giving everyone in America a FREE ENEMA!

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...And so forth.

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Thread closed.

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*BURP*

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That is BS! They arn't serving the tacos untill the 28th! Who the f is going to remember that far ahead? FU Taco Bell!
* Please pray Rollins wears Oakleys!!!!!! That would keep darv busy and reeking like $h!+ for years.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
That is BS! They arn't serving the tacos untill the 28th! Who the f is going to remember that far ahead? FU Taco Bell!
Well GODDAMMIT isn't that just turrible! What the hell am I going to do now? I NEED a taco!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Well GODDAMMIT isn't that just turrible! What the hell am I going to do now? I [b]NEED a taco![/b]
I had a date planned with free tacos as the highlight. Gatta think of something else fast.
Anyone know of an all you can eat bearded clam buffet?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I had a date planned with free tacos as the highlight. Gatta think of something else fast.
Why not share a tin of Alpo with her? You'll hardly notice the difference. Just dress it with some shredded processed cheese, sprinkle a few rancid lettuce leaves over it, and serve it on a soggy rag.