Originally posted by Varg
I thought "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" was John Lee Hooker anyway?
Anyway, I submit "Milk" by S.O.D. or Anthrax or whoever:
I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay
[CHORUS]
I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been ...[text shortened]... ther buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near
I like that! I was looking for that song title (because I have milk in the fridge, too), but couldn't find it. Not having milk in the fridge is terrible. This earns you some milk. Wait, you already have milk. Well, doesn't matter, one can never have enough milk.
