Front left trouser pocket

1. House keys
2. 76 pence
3. Receipt for a small cappuccino and blueberry muffin
4. Unknown phone number on a small scrap of paper
5. Fluff.

A hole.

Originally posted by Kegge
A hole.

That's were my pants went.

A miniature copy of the Quran and a wireless switch.

*twilight zone tune*

Originally posted by Seitse
A miniature copy of the Quran and a wireless switch.

*twilight zone tune*

How much space does the twilight zone tune occupy?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
1. House keys
2. 76 pence
3. Receipt for a small cappuccino and blueberry muffin
4. Unknown phone number on a small scrap of paper
5. Fluff.

wedding ring on a night out

Originally posted by Kegge
How much space does the twilight zone tune occupy?

As much as your imagination fits.

Originally posted by Wycombe Al
wedding ring on a night out

You work with machinery on your night out and they don't allow you to wear it for "safety" reasons?

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
1. House keys
2. 76 pence
3. Receipt for a small cappuccino and blueberry muffin
4. Unknown phone number on a small scrap of paper
5. Fluff.

1. A small one-time-charge power bank for my mobile phone.
2. Taxi-suitable cash (amazing how many taxi drivers don't have any change)
3. A flash disk with several series ones on it: Veep, Sopranos, Missing, W1A, House of Cards (US).
4. Small white card with " Veep, Sopranos, Missing, W1A, House of Cards (US)" written on it.

I seldom keep anything in my trouser pockets anymore, they piss me off when i'm driving.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke (OP)
1. House keys
2. 76 pence
3. Receipt for a small cappuccino and blueberry muffin
4. Unknown phone number on a small scrap of paper
5. Fluff.

6. Her phone number.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
6. Her phone number.

Your doctor?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Your doctor?

No.

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Why do you walk very fast?

Highly suspicious...