Originally posted by turtlexhomunculus
Gosh, the least you could have done is cut/pasted for us... now we all have to go find them!
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my beautiful peons are more than mere fodder. my bishops dart about with cunning and vigor as my rooks lurk behind salavating at the thought of predation. my protean queen oscillates between moments of ludic, joyous dance and bad-tempered skulking. my horses, t. r. chesterton and c. m. groulx, are a pair of brats, and my king is a benevolent dictator with a penchant for french baguettes, norweigen women, and smoked-cheese pigs. I, t. j. malecki, preside over this tableau of wonderful misfits.
Originally posted by Rabella*sigh*
Varg's profile is hugely amusing!
Varg
Okay, I thought my profile was too boring and needed updating. However, I can't think of anything witty, clever or funny to go here, so please just imagine that my profile is hugely amusing. Go tell your friends how funny it is. It'll be like the emperor's new clothes. If you want to know boring stuff, like how long I've been playing chess, etc. just ask!
The best I've seen is Lawnguy's profile. It's hilarious!
Go see for yourself:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/profile/playerprofile.php?uid=8491 🙄
Note: To achieve the best effect you should imagine the profile text being read by the comic-seller guy from simpsons (in the profile picture)... 🙂
Cheers,
Jarno
AsianRose says:
"I'm a Chinese/Vietnamese girl who grew up in the US after moving here at a very young age. I'm generally well-behaved and calm but can become sulky and/or tearful when losing a game of chess. I speak Chinese, Vietnamese and English; love taking naps; hate television and my ex-boyfriends. I'm a university student who has perfected the art of getting extensions on handing in papers. Next year, or the year after, I plan to study for a Ph.D. in History."
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I just checked and I see her record is a perfect 9-0-0, so she must not be running her mascara.
