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There's a German alpine skier called Fanny Chmelar.

It's true. Google it if you don't believe me.

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Originally posted by Phranny
My friend's divorce lawyer's last name is Peckerman.
Johnny Carson's Secret Life Skit Lawyer was named Bombastic Bushkin.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Johnny Carson's Secret Life Skit Lawyer was named Bombastic Bushkin.
The worst has to be Rusty Kuntz.

That's a very unfortunate name.

There was a woman who answered the phone
in a funeral home called Myra mains.

Hello, Myra Mains speaking.

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There is a pro stock car driver named Dick Trickle.

There is a practicing attorney in Austin, Texas named Harry Dyck.

There is a buddy of mine that I went to college with whose name is John Dolph.
Of course everyone knows a surname for John is Jack. You get the drift.

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This is another true story that happened in Houston.

Houston's Mayor is a gay female named Annice Parker.
She is quite a bit over weight and she is often referred to as Mayor Porker.
But that is not what is funny.

There was a guy who was running for the City Council in Houston who was very critical
of Mayor Parker. He was constantly taking potshots at her dealings, for which many of the
people were quite pleased. The guy's name was Eric Dick. During his campaign he
had banners hanging everywhere that said "Dick for Council" or "Vote for Dick". It was
pretty funny actually.

The funny part happened in a press conference where Eric Dick was supposed to
debate Mayor Parker about some of her dealings, but the Mayor didn't show up.
The moderator apologized to the crowd and said on the air, "It is pretty apparent
that the Mayor doesn't like Dick!"" I am trying to get a copy of the video.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
This is another true story that happened in Houston.

Houston's Mayor is a gay female named Annice Parker.
She is quite a bit over weight and she is often referred to as Mayor Porker.
But that is not what is funny.

There was a guy who was running for the City Council in Houston who was very critical
of Mayor Parker. He was constantly taking pot ...[text shortened]... pparent
that the Mayor doesn't like Dick!"" I am trying to get a copy of the video.
... no where but cow town but still one of my faves. lol

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Originally posted by Phranny
My friend's divorce lawyer's last name is Peckerman.
Oh, I thought all lawyers were called that.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
One of my friends is called Des Astor.

Have any of your friends got funny names?
Wayne Kerr (A Canadian who didnt see anything wrong with his name)
Dick Head (former boss)
Ann Jobb (American )

http://www.ethanwiner.com/sam-ellas.jpgfriend of friend

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
One of my friends is called Des Astor.

Have any of your friends got funny names?
Mortimer McFartypants.