Originally posted by outdoorsmanIt seems a funny message, but since you play most of your games fast I guess it is of use to the people you are playing.
Hey, I was just being courteous. I thought it was a good way to tell everyone I was playing that I'd be off line just for a little while. Since I play most of my games with a 1 day timeout and had several going on at the moment what was wrong with that?
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Originally posted by Forum ModeratorMr and Mrs Smith were deciding what to have for tea and decided they would have either have mince banned word or steak banned word.
Pie is now a banned word.
Mrs Smith send little Johnny to the bakers to get either six mince banned words or six steak banned words.
Now Johnny was terrified. He played chess at Red Hot Pawn and had been told by a Forum Moderator that banned word was now a banned word. How on earth was he going to be able to get banned words for their supper when he couldn't say banned word?
He arrived at the bakers and saw that it was crusty old Mrs Pritchard who was serving. This was a scary woman who had no time for anyone.
Johnny went in and asked for six mince banned words.
Six mince what screamed Mrs Pritchard.
Johnny repeated himself six mince banned words
Again Mrs Pritchard screamed mince whats?
Johnny decided to change the order and asked for six steak banned words.
This got to Mrs Pritchard who screamed at him six mince, six steak, what the genuine banned word are your genuine banned wording on about your stupid genuine banned wording genuine banned word.
By now Johnny was nearly in tears and risking a ban he screamed at the top of his voiceb at Mrs Pritchard
I just wanted six effing mince pies or six effing steak pies but I was not allowed to effing say pies as pies is an effing banned word. So you can take your effing pies and stick them were the effing sun don't shine.
Mr Moderator please unban pie for the sake of all the little Johnnies in the world who play chess. Thank You
Yes I was bored and hope that this will not be classed as a rant
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Originally posted by outdoorsmanNothing wrong dude, it was funny and I posted it.........
Hey, I was just being courteous. I thought it was a good way to tell everyone I was playing that I'd be off line just for a little while. Since I play most of my games with a 1 day timeout and had several going on at the moment what was wrong with that?
If I wanted to make fun of you I would have put the userid in my post but I didn't.
