why is the King of the general forum in exile? What terrible misdemeanour did he perpetrate? who shall rule in his place? Freaky his grape peeler? Rusty his number one flunky? He is loading the canons as we speak and you shall all be in for it when he returns, triumphant from the cooler, like Cool Hand Luke, to rapturous applause, i can see the banners in the distance, full of cheer. . . .