Gals versus Guys

Originally posted by SJ247
Pads scrunch where you're from?

Alright, I get it, and the visual was delightful.

More than they crinkle. I guess I've never grabbed one and given it a good squeeze.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
More than they crinkle. I guess I've never grabbed one and given it a good squeeze.

Yo Mama's flow so heavy she cuts her pads out of a shamwow.

Originally posted by darvlay
Yo Mama's flow so heavy she cuts her pads out of a shamwow.

What's a shamwow? Some kind of mattress?

Originally posted by darvlay
Yo Mama's flow so heavy she cuts her pads out of a shamwow.

She needs a pack of 100 pre cut crinklers.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
What's a shamwow? Some kind of mattress?

I'm seeing Darv shining off his 82 Zephyr with a shamwow. Just a guess.

Originally posted by SJ247
She needs a pack of 100 pre cut crinklers.

Darv's mama, on the other hand, has given up on absorbency, in favour of 100 porcelain coffee cups.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Darv's mama, on the other hand, has given up on absorbency, in favour of 100 porcelain coffee cups.

It'd take her at least 100 painful cervical cramps to fill that order.
Yeah, I know.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
20. 6 [b]Disc CD Player[/b]

Thanks, Flea. Unfortunately not the solution I have in mind.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
17. 100 [b]Percent Correct Chess[/b]

🙁

Originally posted by zozozozo
100 Percent Competitive Chess

🙁

Originally posted by darvlay
100 Percent Correspondence Chess

😞

Originally posted by zozozozo
100 Percent Chocolate Chess

just incase...

😠

Originally posted by SJ247
100 person club cap

No. Sorry.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
No. Sorry.

I'm deflated.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thanks, Flea. Unfortunately not the solution I have in mind.

6 digit compensation package?