Gay proposal

Originally posted by stocken
You know, I really like what you've done with your lips. What's your secret
hun? 🙂

I think I need to get my kicking avatar back. 😠

Originally posted by Nordlys
I think I need to get my kicking avatar back. 😠

lol 😵

But why? Why did you choose ATY's goat head for an avatar? 😕 🙂

Never mind. You wanted to look intelligent. Pfffa-ha-ha-ha 😵

I've found it much safer going with dumb. That way I may occasionally
surprise people. 😏

Originally posted by stocken
lol 😵

But why? Why did you choose a ATY's goat head for an avatar? 😕 🙂

Because arrakis missed it, and he said it looked intelligent. 😉 And I am hosting it. I also gave it the hat.

Originally posted by stocken
I've found it much safer going with dumb. That way I may occasionally
surprise people. 😏

Well, I can surprise them all the time! That's much better, isn't it? 😉

Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, I can surprise them all the time! That's much better, isn't it? 😉

You go girl. 🙂

Originally posted by stocken
You go girl. 🙂

🙁

Originally posted by Nordlys
🙁

Hi hi hi! I love teasing you, honey. 😵

Originally posted by stocken
Hi hi hi! I love teasing you, honey. 😵

< kick >

Originally posted by Nordlys
< kick >

ti kwan leap - boot to the head!

http://beagleweb.com/fun-taekwanleap.html


Master: Approach students. Close the circle at the feet of the master. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of tae-kwon-leep, but be warned. To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now.

Ed: Uh sir... sir... ooo! ooo! Sir!

Master: Who disturbs our meditation as a pebble disturbs a pond?

Ed: Me. Ed Gooberman.

Master: E... Ed Gooberman.

Ed: Yeah. No disrespect or nothing, but like how long is this going to take?

Master: Tae-Kwon-Leep is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon.

Ed: So like, what, an hour or so?

Master: No, no. We have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gooberman, you must learn patience.

Ed: Yeah, yeah, patience. How long will that take?

Master: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.

Ed: A year?! I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas. Ha..yo...wa... wooo!

Master: Beat people up?

Ed: Yeah, just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing bozo's. That's all I came here for. Yo-as-ta-ta-shah! Pretty good aye?

Master: The only use of Tae-Kwon-Leep is self defense. Do you know who said that? Ki-lo-knee, the great teacher.

Ed: Yeah, well the best defense is a good o-fense. Do you know who said that? Mel, the cook on Alice.

Master: Well, umm... Tae-Kwon Leep is the wine of purity, not the vinigar of hostility. Meditate on this truth with us. Ahhh.... ohhhhh....

Ed: Listen shrimp, now are you gonna show me those nifty moves, or am I gonna start waping the walls with you?

Master: Ed Gooberman, you fail to grasp Tae-Kwon Leep. Approach me so that you may see.

Ed: Alright, finally some action.

Master: Observe closely class. Boot to the Head [boom].
Ed: Ow, you booted me in the head!

Master: You are lucky Ed Gooberman. Few novices experiece so much of Tae-Kwon Leep so soon.

Ed: Ow, oh, my head.

Master: Now we continue.

Ed: Hey, hey, I wasn't ready! Come and get me now, come on, are you chicken?

Master: Boot to the head [boom].
Ed: Ow! Okay, now I'm ready, come on, try it now.
Master: Boot to the head [boom].

Ed: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute? Ow.

Master: Now class, we shall return to our...

Student 1: Master.

Master: It is wrong to tip the vessle of knowledge student.

Student 1: Many apologies master, but I feel Ed Gooberman is not wholly wrong.

Master: What do you mean?

Student 1: I want to boot some head too.
Master: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gooberman?

Student 1: Yes master, I have learned two things. First, that anger is a weapon only to ones oppenent.

Master: Very good.

Student 1: And get in the first shot. Boot to the head [half a boom].
Master: You missed.

Student 1: Uh, yeah, well ...

Master: You to shall be honored to learn a lesson.

Student 1: Ya know, I can... you don't have to ya know... I gotta be going....

Master: Boot to the Head [boom].

Student 1: ooo...ya.. ehh... ooooogggg... awwwwww

Master: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?

Student 2: Uh, yes master, not a single one of could defeat you.

Master: You gain wisdom child.

Student 2: So we'll have to gang up on you! Get him now!

Master: Boot... [boom]... boot to... [boom]... ht.. [boom], [boom], [boom] [boom] [boom], [boom] [boom]... [boom]

Master: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body, and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Ahh... owwww....

Students: ahhh... oooooowwwww.....

Master: Very good, class.

Originally posted by Seitse
I would give you a whole month, honey, just you and I 😉

If anyone wants to know why there is gay bashing on this site, i'm going to direct them to your posts.

Originally posted by stevehiggi
Miss Divine. Yor absoultely correct. But however, when the person doesn't stop going on I tend to get upset about it. So know can you see my point.

If the person on this site doesn't stop, then simple use the alert post button and push the nasty little fellow towards to admins and let them deal with him.

If my fans keep trying to disturb me I also give the security a sign so they can take over. 😉

Sometimes life can be soo simple.

Originally posted by stevehiggi
Freddie 2006.
As I've said before and will say again like a parrot. I have nothing against them. Its when they carry on with such behaviour that is deemed as unacceptable as this was the case.

What are you wearing big boy?

Originally posted by stevehiggi
It does bother me that people do it but they must have mental problems.

!!!!!

I find your tolerance for others very attractive. Have you got a free slot - for a game, I mean.