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Originally posted by Seitse
GAY 1. Harry Potter (to be H.P., to like it, to watch it, to read it, and to think about it) MANLY: 1. Hustler (to be an uninjured Larry Flynt., to like it, to watch it, to read it, and to love yourself with it)
GAY 2. Barbara Streisand (but only when you don't cry while listening to her gorgeous voice) MANLY: 2. Brian Johnson-ACDC (but only when you don't cry while listening to his gorgeous voice)
GAY: 3. Bailey's (unless mixed with tequila and drank in order to have casual sex with one or more members of the opposite sex) MANLY: 3. Diesel fuel (especially when mixed with tequila and drank in order to survive another vacation day with the wife and kids
GAY: 4. Discotheques (no exceptions) MANLY: 4. Rodeos (no exceptions)
GAY: 5. To post in RHP's Science Forum (to simply read thread titles is 50% gay) MANLY: 5. To post in RHP's General Forum (using your own cleverly conceived spacing rules)
GAY: 6. To buy something by phone from TV market MANLY: 6. To never buy something without at least twenty minutes of haggling, and an attempt to trade a gold (colored) watch
GAY: 7. Basketball (to play it, to watch it, to bet on it, to chat about it, and to think about it, unless it's about checking the half time, no-thong cheerleaders) MANLY: 7. Football
GAY: 8. Any job related to environmental issues MANLY: 8. The more dirt, the manlier the man.
GAY: 9. Coffee (other than black, plain, unbranded coffee; lattes and any mixture which includes whipcream, sparkles of any kind, or fruity essences, adds 50% more gay points) MANLY: 9. Black Coffee beans, with a one chew maximum.
GAY: 10. iPods (in general any apple product, particularly those white mac laptops) MANLY: 10. Buttons are for sissys, manly men only need a stick and moist sand.
Originally posted by SJ247Ok, my results.
Originally posted by Seitse
GAY 1. Harry Potter (to be H.P., to like it, to watch it, to read it, and to think about it) [b]MANLY: 1. Hustler (to be an uninjured Larry Flynt., to like it, to watch it, to read it, and to love yourself with it)
GAY 2. Barbara Streisand (but only when you don't cry while listening to her gorgeous voice) MAN MANLY: 10. Buttons are for sissys, manly men only need a stick and moist sand. [/b][
1) MANLY +1
2) None of the above 0
3) NOTA 0
4) NOTA 0
5) Both! 0
6) NOTA 0
7) Gay 🙁 -1
8) I'm a science teacher, probably gay in such a test -1
9) Diet Coke, Gay -1
10) Huh? 0
Hmm. I'm asexual, or bi, if I got strictly by the rules...but if I speculate on the test maker's opinion, I'm quite fruity.
Anyone want to be my butt buddy?
I didn't realize we were keeping score here:
1) +1 duh!
2) 0 neither
3) +1/2 I'm taking half a point here because I never drink Bailey's, but have been known to drink tequila. Perhaps I should get the full point because I might consider drinking the diesel too if I had to spend another day with the wife.
4) 0 neither
5) -1 ggay
6) 0 neither
7) +1 I haven't watched basketball since MJ hung up the shoes.
8) 0
9) 0 don't drink coffee or chew coffee beans
10) 0 I don't have an ipod or a mac laptop. I do use a PC though--from time to time. Btw, a REAL man doesn't really need that stick, SJ. 😉
total +1.5
