The candidates are...
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Vote!
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Hint: if you don't know which one gets your vote, the experts
recommend that you play ever song, close your eyes, and try to picture
yourself:
(a) In full drags, dancing, or
(b) Sided by a muscular and mustachioed bear, or
(c) Caressing your Tom of Finland autographed book, or
(d) All of the above.
The song in which the above images push you into sporting a devilish
smile and mumbling "oh yeah, baby, that's right" is the one that
should get your vote.
