General Forum Humor Challenge
Let's lighten the mood with original and quoted entertaining lines . The next humorist challenger will award 0 to 10 RHP Gold Coins for your contribution. Each coin has an image of the "Flaming RHP Pawn" on one side and an engraved likeness of Russ on the other. Thumbs Up and Down will also award 1 coin each for your post. I'll update our cumulative competitive standings for each page.
"Financial Planning: Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later... she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men!" (an email from a family friend in New England)
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyIt ain't funny, even in New England.
"Financial Planning Original Message: Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he ha ...[text shortened]... e so much better at financial planning than men!" (an email from a family friend in New England)
