General Forum Political Analogizing Thread

No explicit politics please, no names, no countries: just analogies, fables, metaphors and allegories where what [and who] you are referring to is perhaps decipherable.

@fmf said
No explicit politics please, no names, no countries: just analogies, fables, metaphors and allegories where what [and who] you are referring to is perhaps decipherable.

...and all of the little animals who thought they could live together realized it sucks, so they went back to living with their own kind the way it was meant to be.

The End.

@fmf said
No explicit politics please, no names, no countries: just analogies, fables, metaphors and allegories where what [and who] you are referring to is perhaps decipherable.

@fmf said
No explicit politics please, no names, no countries: just analogies, fables, metaphors and allegories where what [and who] you are referring to is perhaps decipherable.

@rookie54 said
all the leaves are brown
and the sky is gray
the general forum is imploding
so i joined the bloody fray
that deaf, dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball
if not for my freefalling
i'm just another brick in the wall

It took her six days to ride her white horse from her village to the capital where she'd stand for president. She never spoke to anyone.

Some interpreted this silence to mean she'd solve problems, not just talk about them. For others, her silence either protested or accepted patriarchy. Others interpreted riding the horse as symbolizing environmentalism or championing an agrarian economy or the poor. Others saw it as more broadly endorsing traditionalism with the horse's white coat symboling clean politics.

The coalition she built was a work of genius and unstoppable. After her inauguration, she abolished all future elections.

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It's actually quite clever and it's a shame some people lack the brain power to come up with an analogy to represent their political beliefs.

My neighbor was also one of the dumb ones.
He got a dog only because it was black and he said it was his first black dog and the dogs color was the only thing that mattered.
Then he said he wanted a female dog because he never had a female dog and her gender is all that mattered but a big scary orange dog came into town and got rid of that female dog.

Now he just has an old senile dog and it's sad.

Figure that one out.

@Mayor
bring thy neighbour to this court
we'll allow the law of water to rule

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@mayor said
It's actually quite clever and it's a shame some people lack the brain power to come up with an analogy to represent their political beliefs.

My neighbor was also one of the dumb ones.
He got a dog only because it was black and he said it was his first black dog and the dogs color was the only thing that mattered.
Then he said he wanted a female dog because he never had a ...[text shortened]... t rid of that female dog.

Now he just has an old senile dog and it's sad.

Figure that one out.

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