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Generic all-purpose non-specific putdowns

Generic all-purpose non-specific putdowns

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Here is a thread for stashing posts that can be used in any conversation, in reply to any post, in any situation, regardless of the topic, and regardless of the content of the post being replied to.

Archive them here for reference purposes and possible future use.

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@fmf said
Here is a thread for stashing posts that can be used in any conversation, in reply to any post, in any situation, regardless of the topic, and regardless of the content of the post being replied to.
1. If this is the best you can do, I suggest you carry around pictures of what you want and then all you have to do is grunt and point.

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2. It's well-known that [insert poster's name] is one of the most obsessive trolls.[Retype the poster's name here] warrants no response beyond absolute disdain.

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3. You simply don't know what you're talking about (big surprise). If I told you some of the real truth, you'd wet your pants.

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5. That is kind of strange, but hey that is you!

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6.

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not quite sure of the universality of this one, but

"Watch not to sit on anything that slides up a spot on your body where the sun never shines! 😉"

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@rookie54 said

"Watch not to sit on anything that slides up a spot on your body where the sun never shines! 😉"
Damn rookie, I knew I should have put a patent on that one! 😉

Thief! 😛

-VR

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@fmf said
Archive them here for reference purposes and possible future use.
7. Oh, brother, I have no idea how to respond to that. You've got me, pal. You win. I resign.

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VR's favorite: "I know you are but what am I?"

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@handyandy said
VR's favorite: "I know you are but what am I?"
And don't forget his old chestnut :
'You wouldn't dare say that to my face' followed by vague threats of physical violence.

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@the-gravedigger said
And don't forget his old chestnut :
'You wouldn't dare say that to my face' followed by vague threats of physical violence.
Are you lookun at my pint?

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@relentless-red said
Are you lookun at my pint?
Keep your ands off my bird.