George W limerick

A President - name of George W
Asked his mate Tony Can I trouble you
To visit IraQ with me
We can look for WMD
and maybe bomb Baghdad to rubble too

Can anyone out there think of a topical limerick?

i,m disappointed that no-one can think of any

There once was a president, JWB.
The leader of America, the finest country.
Popularity poll,
He yells.. "Let's roll"!
Will he be back? We will see.

P-

There once was a chappie called George Dubya
The wrong way he often would rub ya
But if you had oil
And it weren't on his soil
His army would come round and club ya

Originally posted by mmanuel
There once was a chappie called George Dubya
The wrong way he often would rub ya
But if you had oil
And it weren't on his soil
His army would come round and club ya

How about one for Ian.

Ian was this chap from Great Britain
with a few simple thoughts in his brain
the U.S. is stupid
dubya insipid
Ian's beginning to wear thin

Originally posted by ianpickering
Good one!

Any Americans got one about Tony Blair?

My first attempt at rhyming in many years:

There once was a PM called Blair,
About the electorate he did not care,
We said 'We want peace!,
And no tuition fees!',
He said 'I'm in charge here so there!'.

Originally posted by gregoftheweb
How about one for Ian.

Ian was this chap from Great Britain
with a few simple thoughts in his brain
the U.S. is stupid
dubya insipid
Ian's beginning to wear thin

Originally posted by ianpickering
I hope that you didn't spend much time
On a limerick that's hardly sublime
It don't make no sense
You've used the wrong tense
And alas it doesn't even rhyme!

Agreed Royalchicken. I originally had 'don't even rhyme' but changed it for some unknown reason!!

I'm sorry I've upset all you Yanks
So please don't send over your tanks
I'm not taking the piss
My main point is this
George W Bush - no thanks!

Originally posted by ianpickering
I'm sorry I've upset all you Yanks
So please don't send over your tanks
I'm not taking the piss
My main point is this
George W Bush - no thanks!

Originally posted by royalchicken
You seem to be out to get us;
vendettas do not upset us.
Your leader's insane,
and ours has no brain,
(in his skull is a half-head of lettuce).

George W. the best of the Texicans
Wants green cards for all the Mexicans
So, come one come all to the land of the free
Bring your sisters, brothers, the tab is on me
The immigration mess is a Tyrannesaurus Rexican...😀