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I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.

Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.

If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can buy as many as you like.

To save time the $39.95 fee could be used to buy me a membership on this website.

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!

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Originally posted by tsetse
I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.

Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.

If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can b ...[text shortened]... be used to buy me a membership on this website.

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
if only you hadn't had to edit this twice...
yer business plan iz obviously flawed...

not to mention tha governmental regulatory nightmare that awaits yer drunken butt...

HA!!!

IC

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Originally posted by rookie54
if only you hadn't had to edit this twice...
yer business plan iz obviously flawed...

not to mention tha governmental regulatory nightmare that awaits yer drunken butt...

HA!!!
With a return on investment like that, he must work for the government.

One can of beer
$1.10
Scrap payment
$0.05
Getting drunk
Priceless

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You two are BANNED from any share buying.

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Originally posted by tsetse
You two are BANNED from any share buying.
Don't bother me Bro. I'm getting drunk. 😛

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Originally posted by tsetse
If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can buy as many as you like.

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
From the Tos, section 6, you will not:

Post, email or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.

I suspect your shares offer breaks most, if not all of those prohibitions. Too bad, it sounded like a sure winner.
:'( 🙄

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
From the Tos, section 6, you will not:

Post, email or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.

I suspect your shares offer breaks most, if not all of those prohibitions. Too bad, it sounded like a sure winner.
:'( 🙄
I think he meant it as a joke.
Let him edit, if he so wishes. 😉

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Originally posted by tsetse
You two are BANNED from any share buying.
did you know???


if you take yer empty cans and put a coupla spoonfuls of sand in each and a lil water and then crush em and take em to tha recycle dude they weigh about a kazillion times what a normal crushed can would weigh???


you may pay me fer this idea...
five dollars a can seems fair...

rookie

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I already edited it 2 times!
If I edit it anymore people will start to talk. 😞

1 more edit here...:'(

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Originally posted by rookie54
did you know???


if you take yer empty cans and put a coupla spoonfuls of sand in each and a lil water and then crush em and take em to tha recycle dude they weigh about a kazillion times what a normal crushed can would weigh???


you may pay me fer this idea...
five dollars a can seems fair...

rookie
DEAL!

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
From the Tos, section 6, you will not:

Post, email or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.

I suspect your shares offer breaks most, if not all of those prohibitions. Too bad, it sounded like a sure winner.
:'( 🙄
From the TOS Section 7: You will not...

-Take things too serious.
-Refer to the TOS
-Use two emoticons side by side

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Originally posted by tsetse
-Take things too serious.
Sigh. I thought "Too bad, it sounded like a real winner" and the emoticions would be enough. Next time I put in <Sarcasm Alert> markers.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
With a return on investment like that, he must work for the government.

One can of beer
$1.10
Scrap payment
$0.05
Getting drunk
Priceless
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Originally posted by tsetse
I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.

Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.

If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can b ...[text shortened]... be used to buy me a membership on this website.

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
Hmm.

My sister says soda cans are two and a half cents.

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Originally posted by tsetse
I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.

Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.

If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can b ...[text shortened]... be used to buy me a membership on this website.

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
You're going to need an automatic can crusher to save space. You're in luck though as I happen to have designed and constructed one. $499.95 + Shipping & Handling.

In addition, I have an automatic bum deodorizer. If you're in recycling, you're going to get a lot of vagrants hauling in their "motherload". $325.99 Installed.

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