Getting your prostate checked

Is it true that a doc puts his finger up your bum bum?

Will you come and do it for me?

Only if you do it then for me in reciprocity.

Would it be gay if we do it at the same time?

Of course. Na it can't be, purely for medical purposes, no?

Sure, sure. It's for science.

Although... you know, what if one of us actually gets a boner while doing it. Medically speaking it should if checked properly I've heard.

Yeah, so it's still science. Right?

Totally. Would it be gay if I lit some candles to set the mood?

I'd call that a facilitator, just like... er... playing Barry White
tunes in the lab before getting the rats to mate. For science.

Originally posted by Seitse
I'd call that a facilitator, just like... er... playing Barry White
tunes in the lab before getting the rats to mate. For science.

Just a thought here but wouldn't Donna Summers "Love to Love you Baby" be more appropriate? I like the candle bit.

Just when I assumed you guys couldn't get any nuttier than you already are!

-VR

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Just when I assumed you guys couldn't get any nuttier than you already are!

-VR

What music shall we play to get you in the mood Rusty?

Originally posted by Trev33
What music shall we play to get you in the mood Rusty?

Come on Trev...Money, Money, Money Makes the World Go Around. Duh!😲😉

Anything by Queen

Originally posted by Seitse
Is it true that a doc puts his finger up your bum bum [sic]?

Not necessarily. If the doctor is female, then she puts it up yr bum.