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Ghosts, Aliens, Sarah Palin and Other Paranormal Phenomena

Ghosts, Aliens, Sarah Palin and Other Paranormal Phenomena

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This is the thread for all those who want to safely share their encounters with the weird, strange and/or unnatural with hopefully no fear of ridicule or sporting derision or being completely laughed off the site.

Anybody got any good stories?

Anybody ever heard the phone ring and known who was calling?

Anybody ever magically manifested a parking space when it seemed like none were to be found?

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I'm still waiting on the first siting of MJ and Elvis at a 7/11!

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Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
I'm still waiting on the first siting of MJ and Elvis at a 7/11!
Saw MJ at Toys-R-Us in JACKSONville last Tuesday and Elvis at Ponderosa in Memphis (he had ordered the all you can eat salad bar but was eating only the desserts....all of them) on Thursday. Both said to say hi.

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Jim Morrison chats with me everytime I smoke my roomate's Marlboros.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Saw MJ at Toys-R-Us in JACKSONville last Tuesday and Elvis at Ponderosa in Memphis (he had ordered the all you can eat salad bar but was eating only the desserts....all of them) on Thursday. Both said to say hi.
So it's sadly true that one's personality does not necessarily evolve after death since Elvis is still engorging himself like the big fat slob he was in life and MJ is obviously still fascinated with the "toy demographic." These earthbound celebrity spirits could be doomed to face these same issues in their next incarnation. Thanks for your reports.

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Originally posted by homedepotov
So it's sadly true that one's personality does not necessarily evolve after death since Elvis is still engorging himself like the big fat slob he was in life and MJ is obviously still fascinated with the "toy demographic." These earthbound celebrity spirits could be doomed to face these same issues in their next incarnation. Thanks for your reports.
Don't believe in re-incarnation.

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Originally posted by daniel58
Don't believe in re-incarnation.
And?

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Originally posted by daniel58
Don't believe in re-incarnation.
why is it always the 'born agains' who don't believe in reincarnation?

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Originally posted by daniel58
Don't believe in re-incarnation.
this iz a GOOD thingy...
even tho tha decision would be entirely out of my hands...
from tha list of candidates i seen so far, and their capabilities and traits, you would not be acceptable fer reintegration into mainstream life...

no,

you will go to heaven and stay there...
safe in yer room...
clean books to read and white sheets to lie on...
marble floors that are never cold...
a golden toilet in which to release yer wastes...

wait,
no pooping in heaven...

my bad...

i'm in line fer to be reincarnated az george carlin...
unless he iz already me...

dang...
i feel tha urge to spew seven words...

rookie

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Originally posted by Blackamp
why is it always the 'born agains' who don't believe in reincarnation?
I've only been born once.