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Global orgasm day

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Whether it works or not is irrelevant. We can all use a good orgasm, right? πŸ˜€

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

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Nope.

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The Science

The Global Consciousness Project, runs a network of Random Event Generators (REGs) around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11 and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.

The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle’s state.

We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton’s REGs, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.


So these stupid hippies actually believe that their orgasms are going to have an "effect" which will be measured on a RANDOMNESS GENERATOR (?) and this "effect" could be positive because they say so?

If this event doesn't show up on the Random Event Generators do you think they'll stop being stupid hippies and give up all this crap?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
So these stupid hippies actually believe that their orgasms are going to have an "effect" which will be measured on a RANDOMNESS GENERATOR (?) and this "effect" could be positive because they say so?

If this event doesn't show up on the Random Event Generators do you think they'll stop being stupid hippies and give up all this crap?
Wow, you are just a fountain of open-mindedness and peace and harmony.


Feel free to sponsor your own "I hate you and think you should die" day. I mean, whatever flips your switch.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Wow, you are just a fountain of open-mindedness and peace and harmony.


Feel free to sponsor your own "I hate you and think you should die" day. I mean, whatever flips your switch.
By the hippie's logic, if everyone on Earth sat down and hated Shania Twain for 10 minutes and we all squeezed out a big loaf on the toilet simultaneously, why I bet you that we could change the world! Don't hold me back, I'm dreamin'!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
By the hippie's logic, if everyone on Earth sat down and hated Shania Twain for 10 minutes and we all squeezed out a big loaf on the toilet simultaneously, why I bet you that we could change the world! Don't hold me back, I'm dreamin'!
Once I got started I couldn't stop hating Shania Twain at ten minutes.

I still can't figure out how you manage to get a whole loaf up there.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I still can't figure out how you manage to get a whole loaf up there.
You eat it first, silly!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
By the hippie's logic, if everyone on Earth sat down and hated Shania Twain for 10 minutes and we all squeezed out a big loaf on the toilet simultaneously, why I bet you that we could change the world! Don't hold me back, I'm dreamin'!
Can you imagine just how much extra poo that would be in the world 😲

Scary thought for the day.

If everybody pooed out just 100 grammes per day and with an estimated population of 6,500,000,000 that means we would introduce 650,000,000,000 grammes of poo.

That means 650,000,000 kilogrammes of poo per day.

If we assume an average person weighs say 80 KG then it means we would poo out the equivalent of 8,215,000 people.

A weeks poo would be the equivalent of the whole UK population.

THAT IS A LOT OF POO to introduce into the world.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
By the hippie's logic, if everyone on Earth sat down and hated Shania Twain for 10 minutes and we all squeezed out a big loaf on the toilet simultaneously, why I bet you that we could change the world! Don't hold me back, I'm dreamin'!
some years ago there was an experiment on the power of meditation by TM yoga flyers. a 5000 of them gathered in new york, meditated through a weekend, and expected the vibes to decrease crime rate, accidents, strokes etc.

I don't what they were thinking while meditating, but afterwards, the statistics showed that crime rates etc. had actually increased that weekend. πŸ™‚


btw, you're being possessed by milkman dan.

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Yeah, that was because they got their wallets stolen while meditating.

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WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.

WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!




And they say the youth can't change the world.....you'd think they'd post some porn to help things run smoother LOL

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LOL

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Originally posted by hopscotch
So these stupid hippies blah blah blah they'll stop being stupid hippies and give up all this crap?
I think encouraging everyone to have orgasms at the same time is a
splendid idea. Heck, we should do it every night and not just on a
"special" occasion.

Seriously, I think we should all have orgasms like all the time.* It helps
reduce stress, it makes you less edgy (you certainly seem like you can
use an orgasm right about now) and it clears your mind (if you do it
right) making it possible to focus on more "important" things (read
socially required things).

Plus, it's a splendid way to spend your Friday evening. So, prepare the
lube and the gloves, make sure you've got some good mood music
going, perhaps a good meal with your favourite beverage and get going.

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Or stay grumpy. Your choice really.

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* This was an intended joke where I say one thing, then I start off the
next paragraph with "seriously" as if I didn't really mean what I just said,
only to repeat what I said. A person with a sense of humour would get it
(if not be amused) but I can't be sure if that's the case around these
here parts, so I'll explain it just in case: It's a joke.

But not really.

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I'm on my third today.