Originally posted by Nordlys
You don't need friends to get lots of e-mail. Just post your e-mail address at as many places as possible. If you use Firefox and the Site Advisor extension, look especially for red sites. You should soon get flooded with e-mail, and you'll also learn where to go if you need a penis enlargement or a Rolex.
They're very *equal opportunity* -- you don't have to actually have a penis to get the enlargement offers. I keep thinking some woman should take them up on their offer and then sue them for false advertising.