God he's got an ego!

Originally posted by ark13
hehe. He has such a silly long neck.

I have it on good authority that he has no head. just a really big neck with an eye here and there, and a giant mouth. and those big ears so he can hear himself talk.

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
That's like saying "don't think about giraffes!".... What's the first thing you think about? A big giraffe. Point made.

Did you know that giraffes don't make noises? (besides stampeding around the place).

I have a theory about this: it's due to their long necks. Their vocal chords are stretched too much and we can't hear the high pitches squealing they do.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Did you know that giraffes don't make noises? (besides stampeding around the place).

I have a theory about this: it's due to their long necks. Their vocal chords are stretched too much and we can't hear the high pitches squealing they do.

Nah, think about a contrabass, electric bass guitar, upright bass,
they have fat and long strings vibrating and vibrating and vibrating....

Originally posted by Vladamir no1
i am god a chess god

what the heck is going on? I slept only about 8 hours since i last time logged off and already I see major changes here..

Originally posted by sonhouse
Nah, think about a contrabass, electric bass guitar, upright bass,
they have fat and long strings vibrating and vibrating and vibrating....

So are you suggesting God plays giraffe guitar?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Did you know that giraffes don't make noises? (besides stampeding around the place).

I have a theory about this: it's due to their long necks. Their vocal chords are stretched too much and we can't hear the high pitches squealing they do.

I hear they're as equally sh1tty at chess as vlad is too .