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God told me to LOVE Iraq.

God told me to LOVE Iraq.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
soory about the 14000+ people dead, and the little girls foot but i made an honest mistake. my wife was telling me to do the dishes, so yeah it's basically her fault.

nevermind we will just make Iraqi people really horny, by invading the nation's systems with a high proportion of sex-advertising that we are the champions of earth. we've done all the statist ...[text shortened]... rry i can't stay and chat, but you aren't as important as my own God-blessed people. ta ta.
Is that what you'll say after you kill someone on one of your idiotic drunk driving excursions..."soory"? You may not have tens of thousands of troops in your command, but you're certainly doing your part to make the world a little more dangerous.

Thanks for your contribution. 😕

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Originally posted by 7ate9
your in the wrong thread bud.

oh that's right, nobody's started a "song's stuck in your own arse thread"... yet.
If you drive while drunk, you are a terrorist too.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
your in the wrong thread bud.

oh that's right, nobody's started a "song's stuck in your own arse thread"... yet.
Speaking of having things stuck in your....have you met your cellmate yet?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Speaking of having things stuck in your....have you met your cellmate yet?
Don't be mean to the guy man. Bake him a cake with a tube of KY in it.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Don't be mean to the guy man. Bake him a cake with a tube of KY in it.
Nah, without it, the first time will be far more memorable. 😏

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Nah, without it, the first time will be far more memorable. 😏
Replace the gel with super glue then.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Replace the gel with super glue then.
There ya go!

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STANG?

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you drink and I got drunk... 😛

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Originally posted by 7ate9
don't you realise they kill people like you in Iraq?
Fortunately for you, they worship idiots.