An except of vogon poetry;
Tell me, xanthosNZ do you
Wonder why the EMU ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel SICK.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your URGHHHH facial growth
That looks like
A MOULD.
What's more, it knows
Your *******S potting shed
Smells of EYEBALL.
Everything under the big slapper sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fartss.
thanks to the vogon poetry generator for this classic piece of literature.
http://tinyurl.com/3qmwf