Good News, Bad News

Good News: You've finally found somewhere to live.
Bad News: The neighbours won't let you sleep.

good news: the cancer has been removed from your lungs.
bad news: it has spread throughout your body and you have weeks, possibly days left to live.

Good news trev33 has died
Bad news trev34 has arrived

good news: your girlfriend's pregnant
bad news: your girlfriend's pregnant

Originally posted by Kewpie
good news: your girlfriend's pregnant
bad news: your girlfriend's pregnant

Good News: The bad news is all in your head.
Bad News: I lied about the good news.

Good news: There's baseball in heaven.
Bad news: You're pitching tomorrow night.

Originally posted by adramforall
Good news trev33 has died
Bad news trev34 has arrived

Good news: "Dad, I'm ok..."
Bad news: "But it's about the car..."

The Good News - You have White in this postiton.

Good news - you've won the lottery!
Bad news - the Ugandan lottery.