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Originally posted by XanthosNZI'm surprised no one's told you to fork off yet. 😕
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Because on the first day of class you said, "In ten years most of you won’t be writing," barely hiding that you hoped ...blah blah....to the annoying formatting. It's isn't 1980 we can manage more than 10 words a line.
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Originally posted by XanthosNZIt's isn't 1980 ? What exactly does that mean? I going to assume that you are new to the English language BUT HEY....GOOD TRY.
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by Jeffrey Harrison
Because on the first day of class you said, "In ten years most of you won’t be writing," barely hiding that you hoped it would be true;
because you told me over and over, in front of the class, that I was "hopeless," that I was wasting my time but more importantly yours, that I just didn’t get it; because you violently scratch ...[text shortened]... s to the annoying formatting. It's isn't 1980 we can manage more than 10 words a line.
Originally posted by XanthosNZWe all can find great stories to cut and paste, but why don't you show
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by Jeffrey Harrison
Because on the first day of class you said, "In ten years most of you won’t be writing," barely hiding that you hoped it would be true;
because you told me over and over, in front of the class, that I was "hopeless," that I was wasting my time but more importantly yours, that I just didn’t get it; because you violently scratch ...[text shortened]... s to the annoying formatting. It's isn't 1980 we can manage more than 10 words a line.
us the brilliance of your own work?
Originally posted by sonhouseTrust me there is now brilliance in his/her own posts. Just insults and pure boredom. If scientific evaluation on why a pea is round and not square is your forte. With words that Webster kicked out of it's dictionary for lack of use. Then XanthosNz is your Queen Bee.😛
We all can find great stories to cut and paste, but why don't you show
us the brilliance of your own work?
Originally posted by XanthosNZIf it was 1980 we would be spared from the menagerie of barely educated receptionists and secretaries who waste our precious technology on forwarding old jokes via email. Mokko's annoying formatting is because a mail handler along the way couldn't handle more than 10 words per line. Anyway... keep it up guys. We could always use more disclaimers and FW: RE: FW: FW: subjects, and I can still make out some of the letters on my delete key after bashing it continuously every time I return from a week's leave.
Also: Mokko, your story sucked and was made more painful to read thanks to the annoying formatting. It's isn't 1980 we can manage more than 10 words a line.
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Originally posted by hopscotchBlow me.
If it was 1980 we would be spared from the menagerie of barely educated receptionists and secretaries who waste our precious technology on forwarding old jokes via email. Mokko's annoying formatting is because a mail handler along the way couldn't handle more than 10 words per line. Anyway... keep it up guys. We could always use more disclaimers and FW: RE ...[text shortened]... us free even if xxxx
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Originally posted by Loose ScrewPreferably hard and in thier ear or thier eye... if you could work up a lot of spit before and let that out at the same time (kinda like a raspberry) this makes them really react!
Should a blow softly, medium or hard?
And on what spot(s)?
Please more info, before they give me more medicines again.
Originally posted by ChakanLOL, I have a small feeling that If I follow your instructions, that I get a week of isolationcel in here. :'(
Preferably hard and in thier ear or thier eye... if you could work up a lot of spit before and let that out at the same time (kinda like a raspberry) this makes them really react!
I think I stick with softly blowing behind her ear and work my way down from there to her neck, etc.
(and leave the rest up to your own imagination) 😉
Originally posted by mokkoRE: FW: Your queef fetish
Blow me.
No thanks.
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