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Last night I lost my wallet for the fourth time in the last 8 or so years.

And for the fourth time, someone has kindly returned it to me the next day.

This evidences a couple things:

1. Toronto is full of nice and wonderful people, and
2. Lady Luck enjoys the feel of my manhood.



Bring on the long weekend baby!

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I lost it in the worst place too -- co-op housing, $7 rocks, drunken degenerates.

Yet it still came back. 😏

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Originally posted by darvlay
Last night I lost my wallet for the fourth time in the last 8 or so years.

And for the fourth time, someone has kindly returned it to me the next day.

This evidences a couple things:

1. Toronto is full of nice and wonderful people, and
2. Lady Luck enjoys the feel of my manhood.



Bring on the long weekend baby!
Please top short of rationalizing and/or personalizing these incredible recoveries.

Just be grateful, Darv. Simply have the manhood and humility to say thank you.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please top short of rationalizing and/or personalizing these incredible recoveries.

Just be grateful, Darv. Simply have the manhood and humility to say thank you.
You are insufferable, irritating and just a plain old stick in the mud.

I will rationalize and personalize all I like.

And I did say thank you, so GFY (again).


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please top short of rationalizing and/or personalizing these incredible recoveries.

Just be grateful, Darv. Simply have the manhood and humility to say thank you.
What the hell?

What an a-hole thing to say.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What the hell?

What an a-hole thing to say.
I'm not surprised.

Hey Gramps!

It's a wonderful day outside! Why don't you go play or do whatever the hell it is retired people should be doing with their free time. If I wasn't working right now, I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting my time inside on the computer trying to "banter" with people who don't want to talk to me.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Last night I lost my wallet for the fourth time in the last 8 or so years.

And for the fourth time, someone has kindly returned it to me the next day.

This evidences a couple things:

1. Toronto is full of nice and wonderful people, and
2. Lady Luck enjoys the feel of my manhood.



Bring on the long weekend baby!
Law of averages are going against you.

Have you considered the Chain on the wallet, which hooks onto a loop of your pants, like perhaps your Dad may have done, or someone in that generation group.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I lost it in the worst place too -- co-op housing, $7 rocks, drunken degenerates.

Yet it still came back. 😏
Vonnegut said that angels protect the innocent as a matter of heavenly routine. But I'm pretty sure there must be some other mechanism at work here... 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
I lost it in the worst place too -- co-op housing, $7 rocks, drunken degenerates.

Yet it still came back. 😏
Have you considered hanging with a different class of people? 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Law of averages are going against you.

Have you considered the Chain on the wallet, which hooks onto a loop of your pants, like perhaps your Dad may have done, or someone in that generation group.
I have, actually. And I think I'll probably make that investment this weekend. I know one of these times, I won't be so lucky.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Have you considered hanging with a different class of people? 😉
Ha! I was actually playing league soccer. Just happens the field is in a seedy area....

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Originally posted by sbacat
Vonnegut said that angels protect the [b]innocent as a matter of heavenly routine. But I'm pretty sure there must be some other mechanism at work here... 😉[/b]
Buddy, I am as angelic as they come.

Come closer and I'll let you rub my halo.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Law of averages are going against you.

Have you considered the Chain on the wallet, which hooks onto a loop of your pants, like perhaps your Dad may have done, or someone in that generation group.
Arg, Chain on the wallet is BAD FASHION!

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Arg, Chain on the wallet is BAD FASHION!

P-
It doesn't have to be a chain. I can get one of those clippy things that goes into my belt loop. Or alternatvively I could get some experimental plastic surgery and fuse a marsupial pouch to me body.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What the hell?

What an a-hole thing to say.
Objective comment regarding Darv's benefit from the good samaritans

on the scene shouldn't rob you, Phil, of your own impartial objectivity.