New kid goes to his new School. It's his first day. He is in the playground walking about, when randomly a female teacher stops him.
The teacher says, "I have a question; if there are 3 crows on a fence and a farmer gets his gun out and shoots one of them, how many are left?" The child replies, "None." Teacher then said, "You're wrong, there will be two." The child then says, "No there'll be none on the fence." Teacher then asks, "Why's this then?" The child replies, "Well, if the farmer shot one, the other two will fly away." Teacher then says, "I like the way you're thinking, but you're wrong." As the teacher starts to walk away, the child shouts, " I want to ask you a question." The teacher says, "Okay, go ahead." The child says, "There are three women walking down the road. They all have Ice Lollies. One of them was biting the Lollie, one was licking the Lollie and the other one was sucking the Lollie.....which one is the married one?" The teacher replies, "Hmmmm, the one sucking the Lollie." Child then says, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you're thinking." 😉