06 Aug 05
I LOVE JOKES TELL ME YOURS I'VE GOT ONE FOR YA!
A young man was shipwrecked on a desert and didn't see another human for 20 years. Then out of the blue, a beautiful woman was washed ashore
"How have you survived all these years?" she asked, water dripping from her velvety skin.
"I exsisted by digging for clams and eating berries" he replied
"What did you do for love?" she purred
"Love? What's love?"
With that she showed the man LOVE not once not twice but three times!
"So how do you feel now?" she said afterwards.
"It's great but look what you did to my Clam digger!"