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I LOVE JOKES TELL ME YOURS I'VE GOT ONE FOR YA!

A young man was shipwrecked on a desert and didn't see another human for 20 years. Then out of the blue, a beautiful woman was washed ashore
"How have you survived all these years?" she asked, water dripping from her velvety skin.
"I exsisted by digging for clams and eating berries" he replied
"What did you do for love?" she purred
"Love? What's love?"
With that she showed the man LOVE not once not twice but three times!
"So how do you feel now?" she said afterwards.
"It's great but look what you did to my Clam digger!"

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Is it humanly possible for people to do a search on joke threads, post on them and bring them back to page 1? maybe valuable space wouldnt be consumed in the forums.

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why are pirates called pirates? they just aarrrrgggghhhh !!!🙄

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Originally posted by boarder
why are pirates called pirates? they just aarrrrgggghhhh !!!🙄
whats ET short for?

Coz he has got no legs.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

because he kneeded a poo.

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Which one is you?

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