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gotta catch the cat!

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ive been working the last few days day and night, playing chess, making mistakes only to be the MAP of the month, and believe me it wasnt easy. i managed to out play saffa, and take his place in second but cheshire cat is still 2 thousand moves ahead of me!
can someone tell me how he does it??

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Originally posted by Faith No More
ive been working the last few days day and night, playing chess, making mistakes only to be the MAP of the month, and believe me it wasnt easy. i managed to out play saffa, and take his place in second but cheshire cat is still 2 thousand moves ahead of me!
can someone tell me how he does it??
He's got wireless network, plays RHP on a laptop in the shower, on the pot, at the dinner table, and while doing lawn work...

He eats coffee grinds..... Holds his eye-lids open with match sticks, and sets an alarm to wake him up every 10 minutes to make chess moves at night.

That is the only way I could figure it out!!!!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
He's got wireless network, plays RHP on a laptop in the shower, on the pot, at the dinner table, and while doing lawn work...

He eats coffee grinds..... Holds his eye-lids open with match sticks, and sets an alarm to wake him up every 10 minutes to make chess moves at night.

That is the only way I could figure it out!!!!

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i also do all these stuff but i still cant get to him!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by Faith No More
i also do all these stuff but i still cant get to him!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
I forgot his team of 10 monkeys that make random moves while he sleeps 10 minutes at a time all night..........

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I forgot his team of 10 monkeys that make random moves while he sleeps 10 minutes at a time all night..........

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ahh... that is the answer to all my prayers! do you happen to know where i get these so called monkeys?
price is not a problem!πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Faith No More
ahh... that is the answer to all my prayers! do you happen to know where i get these so called monkeys?
price is not a problem!πŸ˜‰
Shaul,

I could lend you my dog - Alexandra - for a while, she is excellent at chess (you just have to feed her well, otherwise she starts eating the pieces of the boardπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
Shaul,

I could lend you my dog - Alexandra - for a while, she is excellent at chess (you just have to feed her well, otherwise she starts eating the pieces of the boardπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Boris
what kind of dog is she boris? i hope alexandra is big so she can scair the cat!πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Faith No More
what kind of dog is she boris? i hope alexandra is big so she can scair the cat!πŸ˜›
You bet your arse my friend, she could take the cat in one big bite πŸ˜‰

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Actually, the secret is in the number of games. The cat usually has around 300 games going, so if he only averages two moves a day in each game that is 600 moves/day. So, in theory, he could just log in two ot three times a day and stay at the top of MAP. Just think if every time you logged in, there was +200 games waiting your move.

There is a dangerous downside, when he goes on vacation, he'll TO in 300 games.

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Originally posted by saintnick
Actually, the secret is in the number of games. The cat usually has around 300 games going, so if he only averages two moves a day in each game that is 600 moves/day. So, in theory, he could just log in two ot three times a day and stay at the top of MAP. Just think if every time you logged in, there was +200 games waiting your move.

There is a dangerous downside, when he goes on vacation, he'll TO in 300 games.
298! I wouldn't time him out πŸ˜€

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I wonder what he'll say when he reads this. πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by saintnick
Actually, the secret is in the number of games. The cat usually has around 300 games going, so if he only averages two moves a day in each game that is 600 moves/day. So, in theory, he could just log in two ot three times a day and stay at the top of MAP. Just think if every time you logged in, there was +200 games waiting your move.

There is a dangerous downside, when he goes on vacation, he'll TO in 300 games.
i beat him using only 35 games...game number does not make a difference as you can play a few live games a day when he only makes 2 moves on each of his games a day....i am playing him. Play live games with frequent movers only, that is far better.

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Originally posted by purclecow
i beat him using only 35 games...game number does not make a difference as you can play a few live games a day when he only makes 2 moves on each of his games a day....i am playing him. Play live games with frequent movers only, that is far better.
I'd agree with that Zoe,

It is better for you rating at least (as you can stay better focused)... Although I have to say that Cat has probably so much experience now that he comfortable with 300+ games. I'd dread him playing OTB against me (despite being - ranking wise - better)... I'm sure he would be 1700+ if not 1800+ if he'd played, say 20-40 games ;-)

Either way Shaul, it's a mission if you wanna catch him

Best of luck

Boris

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Originally posted by Faith No More
ive been working the last few days day and night, playing chess, making mistakes only to be the MAP of the month, and believe me it wasnt easy. i managed to out play saffa, and take his place in second but cheshire cat is still 2 thousand moves ahead of me!
can someone tell me how he does it??
As the only one to beat him....maybe i know how to do it, saffa is easy to overtake....but the cat has a few more advantages than you and unless you study his times of movement and know when he moves is the only way to beat him....but i don't think he will make the same mistake as he did with me and go to bed and assume that i didnt know so i overtook him then on the last day and by the time he got up it was too late to breach the gap. However i have another trick up my sleave on how to beat him.....but that would be telling my secret and i may want to use it at a later date πŸ™‚
i shall tell you this.....MAP is a marathon but a sprint for the last 24hrs, if you cannot manage that it is a waste of time. if the cat wants to he can move at 75 moves per hour...i have timed him, but my record is 135moves per hour however...i warn you...you ratingt suffers...check out my profile game graph and notice the slopes of MAP! lol
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Zoe, I noticed that when you were on top you only had 30-40 games going. I have to admit that takes much more skill and you must have had to choose your opponents wisely.
So, now we have two proven MAP techniques:
The Cat: as many games as possible, move once in each game every time you log in.
The Cow: Selectively only play live players and keep 30-40 live games going non-stop.

I think the Cat requires less effort as you just log in and click as fast as you can....

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