09 Feb 16
Two grandma's talking:
Marie: What's that?
Edith: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Marie: Where did you get it?
Edith: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Marie hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Marie: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.