Great Timeless Truths

Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
Benjamin Disraeli

Government is the great Fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850)

women are from venus

men are in the den watching the simpsons just before the ballgame is about to start

close the window, there's a draft in here

- my grampy

two plus two equals four

four play a round at tee time

tea time is when the truth is often not spoken

the truth is often not spoken when two plus two equals four, but the four is uncomfortable to accept, though obvious

In order to love someone you must first love yourself.


Man I must REALLY love myself.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
In order to love someone you must first love yourself.


Man I must [b]REALLY love myself.[/b]

Originally posted by coquette
close the window, there's a draft in here

- my grampy

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

“Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living and truth loving.” (James E. Faust)

Soccer is simple, its hard to play simple

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Originally posted by lolof
“Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling, truth speaking, truth living and truth loving.” (James E. Faust)

Originally posted by Mammy Blue
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers