Hey there, RHP Frienemies. I just sent this e-mail out to my friends back home and I thought I would offer the same courtesy to my meta-friends here at the best site since persiankitty.com...
Be back soon. 🙂
"Hello Friends and Pretend-Friends,
Just to let you all know, Francesca and I have arrived safely in
Chiang Mai and are thus far having a great time although who knows howlong that will last (Laughing loudly). Our accomodations are
extremely cheap (less than $15 a night) and more than satisfactory for a couple of pampered, spoiled white devils. Our days have routinely consisted of waking up when the c-ck crows, feasting and drinking on thai cuisine and bottled whiskey for next-to-no dollars then sleeping.
In between our many feasts of authentic pad thai and curries, we
receive daily thai massages which can only be described as blissfully
painful. These pretty thai ladies contort and stretch my body in ways
I knew not possible. They work every muscle and pressure point on
your body until tears begin to flow. My first time out, I nearly
expected them to finish off by beating my back with bamboo poles.
Lovely.
Francesca's friends whom we came to meet have been very gracious,
helpful and excruciatingly British. But without them it would have
taken us until now to figure out where and where not to go in this
city. They have also planned our itinerary which to call convenient
would be a grand understatement.
Chiang Mai itself is a city that is best described as "integrated".
Many "farangs", or westerners, are around but unlike Cuba there does
not seem to be quite the distinct separation. Most of the bars and
restaurants in the city are white owned while many of the markets and
shops are run by locals. The streets contain many different smells
which include, but are not limited to, dried fish, rank body odour,
meatsticks, sewage, garbage, and sometimes lovely thai spices and
incense. Everyone here rides a scooter and everyone is very friendly
to "farangs", especially the girls looking for rich benefactors. Heh.
Yesterday we went to the track to bet on the ponies with the locals.
What fun! I won a total of 2 Baht and lost about 200. It probably
would've helped if I had been able to read the racing form. Oh well!
Another point of interest, the bar bands here are super-tight and can
play any sh!tty song you can think of, although my request of "18 and
a Life" was blown off rather unceremoniously. I spent the majority of
last night drinking two mickeys of thai whiskey (which can be
purchased and drank in the bar for under $4 a bottle) and laughing my damn head off at the band who looked like the Mini-Pops all grown-up and slantified busted out the latest hits from Brack Eyed Peas and Hirraly Duff.
Stay tuned, many more adventures to be had and told as we head to
Chiangrai, Koh Sumet and Bangkok in the next 13 days. Please keep meup to date of all the happenings at home, if any.
Cheers,
Dave"
Originally posted by BowmannI know Darv's had his eye on you Bowmann. No1Maurauder told him you had an @$$ like a 10 year old boy. From what I understand you have cheer leading experience and can make a variety of barnyard sounds including moo. bah and oink, oink, oink.
Slept with any ladyboys yet?
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatejeez, an otherwise respectable thread crashes and burns into rank homophobia ...
I know Darv's had his eye on you Bowmann. No1Maurauder told him you had an @$$ like a 10 year old boy. From what I understand you have cheer leading experience and can make a variety of barnyard sounds including moo. bah and oink, oink, oink.