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The names Tommy Vercetti. I current reside and own most of Vice City. I started life in Liberty City, then travelled a bit, but due to my extensive criminal record, im not exactly popular in my home city. However, after a bad start, Vice City has been good to me and now im king of the castle after eliminating the competition. Now I have a bit of spare time on my hands to play some chess, in between collecting my hard earned cash of course! If im welcome, I may make this more than a passing visit.

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Hey Tommy,

Welcome to the site! Ever thought of subscribing and becoming a true Pawn-Star?

Olav

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Originally posted by LivingLegend
Hey Tommy,

Welcome to the site! Ever thought of subscribing and becoming a true Pawn-Star?

Olav
I just love pawn, I'm watching pawn now!
rhp of cours.😵

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Originally posted by TommyVercetti
The names Tommy Vercetti. I current reside and own most of Vice City. I started life in Liberty City, then travelled a bit, but due to my extensive criminal record, im not exactly popular in my home city. However, after a bad start, Vice City has been good to me and now im king of the castle after eliminating the competition. Now I have a bit of spare ...[text shortened]... lecting my hard earned cash of course! If im welcome, I may make this more than a passing visit.
I've been to Vice City once... and some sucker dragged me out of my car and took off... not only did he drag me out and throw me down, but he also took a couple shots at me with an Uzi...

I hope that wasn't you... I was driving a Stinger.

P-

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I prefer Infernos and P600's.

Im sorry, your experience was not a good one.

Some sucker called Diaz ripped me off for 20 grand in a set-up, but I sorted him good and proper.

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Now Tommy, where would you hide $ 40,000,000,000. - ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

Now Tommy, where would you hide $ 40,000,000,000. - ?
Depends on whos asking?

If your an officer of the law, then its "no comment". if your not, then considering I own most of Vice City, theres plenty of places!..

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Originally posted by TommyVercetti
Depends on whos asking?

If your an officer of the law, then its "no comment". if your not, then considering I own most of Vice City, theres plenty of places!..


All right guys, pack your bags. We're on our way to Vice City .....

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but...it's a dangerous city...and i'm small-do we have to go? 🙁

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Originally posted by TommyVercetti
The names Tommy Vercetti. I current reside and own most of Vice City. I started life in Liberty City, then travelled a bit, but due to my extensive criminal record, im not exactly popular in my home city. However, after a bad start, Vice City has been good to me and now im king of the castle after eliminating the competition. Now I have a bit of spare ...[text shortened]... lecting my hard earned cash of course! If im welcome, I may make this more than a passing visit.
Can I borrow your chainsaw? *looks around evilly at other members*

GOAD! 😀🙄

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Originally posted by genius
but...it's a dangerous city...and i'm small-do we [b]have to go? 🙁[/b]
Yes, Genius .... we need you .... being the only real Genius on the site .....
Orkyboy will lead the expedition in search of the $40,000,000,000. ......



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Originally posted by LivingLegend
Hey Tommy,

Welcome to the site! Ever thought of subscribing and becoming a true Pawn-Star?

Olav
Yeah, man! You'd have the best avatar! GO THE GTA:VC, although GTA3 and Quake3 Arena have me hooked right now.

So, what's you address? If you're the one with the fake money ring, I'ma gunna shut youse down!

EDIT BTW, can we just stay in Liberty, cause all the cars look boxy, like Volvos...and I LIKE Volvos!

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Hello Tommy and welcome!

Everyone seems intent on relieving you of your "hard" earned cash, but I want to know, How's Mercedes? and is she really that nice?

😵

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
.... being the only real Genius on the site .....





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Wildekoyote is a SUPER Genius....get your facts straight 😉

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Originally posted by Wildekoyote
Wildekoyote is a SUPER Genius....get your facts straight 😉

..... Oops ..... 😉