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Guide to Safe Boredom

Guide to Safe Boredom

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Mr. Shield

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Ok, I'm sure many of you out there are often bored, like I am, so I decided to write a guide to safe boredom. Ironicly, I'm bored right now so that's the main reason I'm writing this, but safely! Good to write it on a computer to avoid paper cuts (most likely). Alright.

Rule #1

Don't break things (except on rare occasions). Yeah, I know, it might sound fun breaking that lamp out in the street but trust me, you'll have to sit through at least another week of boredom with you being grounded cause you got glass (w/e the lamp's made out of) in some kids eye.

Rule #2

Don't purposly hurt yourself (badly). Yes, it may be fun at the time, but wait till all those cuts and gashes become scars, that'll be a lot of fun.

Rule #3

Don't try to juggle (heavy things). I think you can all figure out on your own.

Part 2-Things to do

Rule #1

Try to play yourself in ping-pong. You'll get plenty of excercise, should generally be safe except if your basement's like mine and there are boxes and poles around.

Rule #2

Find a correspondents chess site. Yes, I know, you might not play chess, but that doesn't matter, you'll learn if you're not turned away crying by ------------- (don't feel like gettin' beaten up so I'll let you fill in the blanks with what ever names you'd like).

Rule #3

Cheese Sculptures. I've never personally done one, but if you can afford it, it'll be an excellent way to pass time.

Rule #4

Buy random things on ebay. Again, haven't done it, but if you have the money, could be quite entertaining.

I may add more at a later date but I think that'll keep you occupied for a while 🙂. Hopefully you weren't bored yet while you were reading it 😉.

Josh-Boredom Guru

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Ok, I'm sure many of you out there are often bored, like I am, so I decided to write a guide to safe boredom. Ironicly, I'm bored right now so that's the main reason I'm writing this, but safely! Good to write it on a computer to avoid paper cuts (most likely). Alright.

Rule #1

Don't break things (except on rare occasions). Yeah, I know, it ...[text shortened]... e 🙂. Hopefully you weren't bored yet while you were reading it 😉.

Josh-Boredom Guru
I read the whole thing - yes, I'm bored....

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